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You know how every year on his birthday your husband or boyfried asks you for that special gift?  You know the one I’m talking about, the one with you and another girl?  If you’re like me, the conversation usually goes something like this:

Him:  Come on, it’s my birthday.

Me:  Why are you so stupid?  Leave me alone.  You’re nuts.  And what is it with men always wanting that anyway.  It’s not like a woman would ever want to imagine two men together.

Ladies and gentlemen, I stand corrected.

OK, sure, recently I joked about Orlando wanting to do it with Viggo Mortensen.  And yeah, I knew there was some random chatter about the two of them really being secret lovers.  I’m well aware of the Viggorli concept.  What I didn’t know was that there was a whole Viggorli subculture out there.  And what a time I had Googling it!

As far as I can tell, there are Viggorli girls who truly believe that the two of them are doing it.  Then there are Viggorlis who just like to write gay porn fanfic.  I imagine there’s some crossover between the two camps.  I don’t really know, but color me intrigued.

Here’s a link to one of the fanfic archives, just in case you don’t believe me.  I must say, some of this stuff is pretty hot.  And imaginitive.  I mean, some of the characters do stuff that never even occurred to me.

If there are any Viggorlis out there who would like to educate me on the finer points of “slash fiction” (that’s what they call it I guess), please feel free.



I have a couple of pictures of Orlando taped to the wall in my office.  A person needs inspiration every now and then, doesn’t she?  The females in the office tend to ooh and aah over him quite a bit, but the men always say the same thing:  he’s gay.

Why does everyone keep saying that?  He is not!

I think they’re just jealous of his excellent bone structure and fabulous hair.  That’s what it is. Read More »