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I’m starting to think Orlando’s never going to call me.  I know, it’s crazy.

The fangirls over at JJ seem to think that Orlando, or more specifically, his dingo girlfriend are trolling the internet reading all the nasty things people are saying about them.  I don’t really know if that’s true.  Dont’ be shocked, but some of the fangirls are kinda nutty. Read More »


An Interesting Twist

I have some more indelicate questions about Orlando’s oui oui. Read More »

The Documentary Evidence

By now you’ve already read the theories that I’ve summarized in Part I.  Now let’s look at the facts.  A picture is, after all, worth a thousand words, is it not?

Here’s a picture that was posted on Miranda’s official MySpace page.  Interestingly enough, the pictures have since been removed.  Why?  Who got to you Miranda?  What are you afraid of? Read More »

Rampant Speculation

Loyal readers, as you know the Orlando Bloomies and I have been heartsick over the last few months since our boyfriend has been having unnatural relations with a dingo.  However, word on the street is that the whole relationship is a clever ruse.  Or is it?  Why would an A-list Hollywood actor perpetrate such a fraud on his unsuspecting fans, especially with such horrid results? Read More »