I have a gringe against Orlando Bloom. It’s true. I read it on the internets.
You guys remember the Hong Kong Phooey article I wrote on Blogcritics, don’t you? When I was writing it I was thinking that no matter how obviously fake and stupid a satire piece is there’s always someone out there who’s gonna believe it. Still, I was concerned when I had to publish it in the satire category, and downright bummed when they actually put “satire” in the title.
Never again will I underestimate the stupidity of the reading public. A few hours after I posted the article someone jumped on the thread and chastised me for not getting my facts straight. Success!
Today I took a mental health day from work (meaning that it’s after 12 and I’m still in my jammies). I decided to Google “Orlando Bloom Hong Kong Phooey” and you’ll never guess what I found. You don’t have to guess, I’ll print some of the highlights.