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Dear Orlando,

So, I hear your boy Johnny Depp has signed on for the fourth installment of Pirates of the Caribbean.  Everyone keeps pointing out how you and Keira Knightly swore up and down that you were done with the series.  Hey, it doesn’t matter to me because if you want to know the truth I never could sit through the second one.  The third time around I didn’t even try.  If it makes you feel any better I can watch you get nekkid in Troy til the cows come home.  Hmmm…Troy….

What was I saying?  Oh yeah, Pirates.  Um, no offense, but are you sure you don’t want to take that job?  I hate to be the one to point this out but you haven’t exactly worked lately.  And it’s only going to get worse.  Have you seen this

I hope you don’t mind, but I have some career suggestions for you.  You know, just in case. Read More »


OK, maybe it’s really old news.  It’s breaking news to me because I just heard about it.  My boyfriend Orlando has been nominated for a Golden Raspberry Award.

For those of you who have never heard of The Razzies, it is an annual award given to the worst of the worst in film.  I guess you could call it the anti-Oscars.  Orlando was nominated for Worst Supporting Actor for his performance in Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End. Read More »