So, I hear your boy Johnny Depp has signed on for the fourth installment of Pirates of the Caribbean. Everyone keeps pointing out how you and Keira Knightly swore up and down that you were done with the series. Hey, it doesn’t matter to me because if you want to know the truth I never could sit through the second one. The third time around I didn’t even try. If it makes you feel any better I can watch you get nekkid in Troy til the cows come home. Hmmm…Troy….
What was I saying? Oh yeah, Pirates. Um, no offense, but are you sure you don’t want to take that job? I hate to be the one to point this out but you haven’t exactly worked lately. And it’s only going to get worse. Have you seen this?