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I was on my way to work the other day and I was thinking that I hadn’t posted about Orlando in a while.  Yes, he’s still ignoring me despite my best efforts.  There’s also nothing going on with him these days, not a sighting, no gossip, nothing.

That’s what I was thinking, right before all hell broke loose.  You see, Orlando was seen kanoodling (is that a word?) with some nobody celebretard, NOT MIRANDA!  O, treachery!  The message boards suddenly came alive again, and oh what a time we had! Read More »


OK, maybe it’s really old news.  It’s breaking news to me because I just heard about it.  My boyfriend Orlando has been nominated for a Golden Raspberry Award.

For those of you who have never heard of The Razzies, it is an annual award given to the worst of the worst in film.  I guess you could call it the anti-Oscars.  Orlando was nominated for Worst Supporting Actor for his performance in Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End. Read More »