I was on my way to work the other day and I was thinking that I hadn’t posted about Orlando in a while. Yes, he’s still ignoring me despite my best efforts. There’s also nothing going on with him these days, not a sighting, no gossip, nothing.
That’s what I was thinking, right before all hell broke loose. You see, Orlando was seen kanoodling (is that a word?) with some nobody celebretard, NOT MIRANDA! O, treachery! The message boards suddenly came alive again, and oh what a time we had!