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This morning I fell down the stairs and busted my ass.  I was holding the baby at the time, but she’s OK.  I wish I could tell you that this is the first time I fell down while holding the baby, but it isn’t.

It’s Mr. Rizzuto’s fault.  He’s sanding the floor on the upstairs landing and left a plastic tarp on the floor.  A very slippery plastic tarp.  I guess I should have known to be careful because about an hour before I went down the dog fell down the stairs and busted her ass.  She’s OK.

I think I might have messed up my coccyx.  Like Grandma did in Napoleon Dynamite.  I took some of Mr. Rizzuto’s back pills though so it doesn’t feel that bad at the moment.  I can’t really sit down for too long though.  That’s the point of this post.  If I’m not around, you’ll know why.

The worst part is that I had to call my brother and tell him why I couldn’t go to the movies today and he laughed at me for about fifteen minutes.

I have to go now, my ass hurts.

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This morning I fell down the stairs and busted my ass.  I was holding the baby at the time, but she’s OK.  I wish I could tell you that this is the first time I fell down while holding the baby, but it isn’t.

It’s Mr. Rizzuto’s fault.  He’s sanding the floor on the upstairs landing and left a plastic tarp on the floor.  A very slippery plastic tarp.  I guess I should have known to be careful because about an hour before I went down the dog fell down the stairs and busted her ass.  She’s OK.

I think I might have messed up my coccyx.  Like Grandma did in Napoleon Dynamite.  I took some of Mr. Rizzuto’s back pills though so it doesn’t feel that bad at the moment.  I can’t really sit down for too long though.  That’s the point of this post.  If I’m not around, you’ll know why.

The worst part is that I had to call my brother and tell him why I couldn’t go to the movies today and he laughed at me for about fifteen minutes.

I have to go now, my ass hurts.