Many happy returns to my boyfriend. I still want to fark you.
Please feel free to leave your birfday wishes for Orly here, I’m sure Miranda will read it and pass the message along. I’ll start.
Orlando, I hope this year you start to look like this again:
Joders was kind enough to remind me that today is my ex-boyfriend Nikki Sixx’s birfday (not that I would have forgotten….). He’s 50 today, can you believe it?
Happy birfday Nikki, sorry things didn’t work out between us. Maybe if you hadn’t married all those skanks back in the 90’s things would have been different.
Happy 61st Birfday to Ziggy Stardust! And please dig the greatest Bowie song ever: