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Welcome to Orlando Bloom’s Official Blog!

OK, this isn’t really Orlando Bloom’s official blog.  He probably doesn’t even have one.  I’m just hoping that when his attorneys send the cease and desist order his phone number will be on it somewhere.

I write about my life and family too.  Most of the names have been changed to protect the innocent. 

My Ghost

Wondering about my avatar?  She’s my ghost.  You can read about her here.

If you see Orlando, please tell him to e-mail me:

wanda@wandarizzuto.com

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Help Wanda’s ass go viral! 

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Now for a (heh) limited time you can get Wanda’s meticulously Photoshopped arse on a t-shirt, mug or calendar (yard signs available by request).

Orlando Bloom has one, shouldn’t you have one too?

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