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Monthly Archives: March 2009

I never thought I’d say this, but this movie looks hot.  It really looks like the book!


I guess you figured that out already.  What can I say?  This fandom is dead, dead as a doornail.  I’m sorry to disappoint you all.  I especially feel a sense of responsibility to the slags at the Wanda Rizzuto Fan Club for not giving them any wank fodder.  I hear they’re all foaming at the mouth for something to bitch about.  Sorry, hobags.

Well, no sense in all of us dying of boredom, eh?  I thought I’d give you all a special, however recycled, treat.  Here are some blastes from the pastes.  Enjoy!


A Bodice Ripper Featuring Orlando Bloom (Take 1)

A Bodice Ripper Featuring Orlando Bloom (Take 2)

Aw, She Fell In The Fish Bowl!

Ask Miranda Kerr

Exclusive Interview With Miranda Kerr


(It just goes to show where my brain has been, I posted this a few days ago and forgot to click “publish”.  I was wondering why no one loved me anymore. 😦  )

OK, I know I’ve been absent lately.  I’ve come back to register my extreme disgust with Todd Rundgren.  Please explain to me why one of the all-time greatest love songs is now on a Tums commercial.  Huh?  Why?  Anyone?

And another thing.  I know Liv Tyler stopped believing that he was her father, and I totally thought that she looked exactly like Steven Tyler, but now I’m not so sure.  Look at Todd and tell me you don’t see a resemblance.

That is all.