My dear readers,
A short while ago I wrote a post about an imaginary conversation between Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr. In that post I strongly implied that Miranda Kerr was secretly trolling the internet and starting fights with Orlando’s fans. I also suggested that Ms. Kerr didn’t have the guts to pick a fight with me.
Within minutes, a poster appeared on Just Jared pretending to be me. She said, among other things, that I have the face of a monkey and that I was too embarassed to post a picture of myself. (You can read the comments on this thread and this one.)
All of this nastiness got me to thinking. Maybe I’ve been too hard on Miranda. What has she done really to make us fangirls haze her so relentlessly? Despite all the dingo jokes I’ve made over the last few months, she really is only human. And maybe, just maybe we’re wrong about her being an internet bully.
In an effort to acheive piece within the fandom and to maintain the highest journalistic standards, I’ve invited a regular Just Jared poster and bona fide “Team KerrBloom” member to guest blog with me today. Please be tolerant of her opposing viewpoint and give her a chance to explain why she feels that Orlando and Miranda have found true love.
I will now turn the floor over to Ms. Maryann Kerrpinsky.
SUK ITT WANDA!!!!
Thank you for your candor, Maryann.
By the way, here are some other things Miranda is too scared to do:
- keep her clothes on
- break up with her boyfriend
- pick up my dry cleaning
- make me a sandwich
- GO AWAY