You know what’s dumb about Haven? The fact that Orlando was supposed to be all ugly after he got splashed with acid. I mean, who are they kidding? He still looks totes hot. I’d still fuck him. Put a paper bag over his head and fuck him. In a cubicle.
Don’t mind me, sometimes when I feel like the old Orly is gone forever I go to YouTube and look at the Haven videos. We all have our happy places, don’t we?
(The only thing that sucks is when Mr. Rizzuto is around when I watch Haven he keeps asking me if I’m getting horny. That’s just wrong.)