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Many happy returns to my boyfriend.  I still want to fark you.

Please feel free to leave your birfday wishes for Orly here, I’m sure Miranda will read it and pass the message along.  I’ll start.

Orlando, I hope this year you start to look like this again:




    • Anners Scribonia Caesar
    • Posted January 13, 2009 at 2:48 am
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    I’ll boink you today, Whorelando, because it’s your birthday. But tomorrow it’s back to sticking pins in voodoo dolls.

  1. Aw happy birthday Orlando 🙂 .

  2. Whorli ..sorry Orli, today is a ceasefire… have a fabulous day……
    (and i still fancy a s**g in case you were wondering…….. 😛 – plus i’m SURE I can help you with your current wardrobe related challenges, how about ditching those too big for you trousers to celebrate your birthday as a start?!?!?)

  3. I will be nice and say happy birfday to Whorley.

  4. Slapparr if he ditches his parachute pants then will we have another GC for his bday? 🙂

    This time maybe minus the nude slut in the background.

  5. Well, the day is almost over and no paps of the two of you hanging all over each other at Disneyland or the Santa Monica Pier. Thank god! At least it was a good day for us. I hope it was a good and dingo-less day for you, too.

    Happy B-Day, Whorley!

  6. I second you on Orlando looking like that again, Wanda!

    Here’s hoping he has a great year. Happy birthday, Orlando.

  7. Happy birthday Orly. I hope you had a lovely day with all the good things you deserve (ie not the dingHo).

    I hope you got to spend some quality time with the people who mean the most to you (ie not the dingHo).

    I know I’ve been rough on you this last year, but I really do want what’s best for you (ie not the dingHo).

    Let’s hope the next year is happy and filled with success and joy (but not the dingHo).

  8. Dear Cute British Dork Boy,

    For your birthday I bought myself a new 40″ high definition TV. Looking forward to many happy hours of Bloom-o-vision.


  9. Please don’t jinx it Poor Orlando!

  10. sadly i think the extra fabric is in the bottom of those things….

    but ANY shots of him nude minus sluts would be welcome

    (nudge nudge wink wink whorli youve had lots of birthday pressies, how about one for us?? we’ve been extremely tolerant)

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