I sure hope I’m not jinxing anything by posting this, but it looks like Orlando got a job! The movie is called Sympathy For Delicious and it’s about a rock star or something. Who cares what it’s about, Orly got a job!!! Good work Orly. I will ignore the wig.
Now if I may step out of character for a minute…I really hope Orlando does well in this movie. Unlike a lot of you, I suspect there might be more to him than a pretty face. (At least I hope there is, I mean I wasted my youth waiting for Val Kilmer to do something really, really spectacular and all I got was The Doors, but I digress.)
As I was saying, I think our Orly might have a great performance in him somewhere. Laugh at me if you will, but I thought he did a decent job in Haven, and I was very pleasantly surprised by The Calcium Kid. I believe in you man!
I will be there with bells on when the movie comes out.
My dear readers,
A short while ago I wrote a post about an imaginary conversation between Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr. In that post I strongly implied that Miranda Kerr was secretly trolling the internet and starting fights with Orlando’s fans. I also suggested that Ms. Kerr didn’t have the guts to pick a fight with me.
Within minutes, a poster appeared on Just Jared pretending to be me. She said, among other things, that I have the face of a monkey and that I was too embarassed to post a picture of myself. (You can read the comments on this thread and this one.) Read More »
I would like to thank the following people for making this day possible:
Addie Mae Collins
Martin Luther King, Jr.
And all the thousands of nameless, faceless others who suffered and died so I could have a nice cushy life and grow up to vote for Barack Obama. I could never repay you in a million lifetimes. Thank you.
You know what’s dumb about Haven? The fact that Orlando was supposed to be all ugly after he got splashed with acid. I mean, who are they kidding? He still looks totes hot. I’d still fuck him. Put a paper bag over his head and fuck him. In a cubicle. Read More »