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You know how every year on his birthday your husband or boyfried asks you for that special gift?  You know the one I’m talking about, the one with you and another girl?  If you’re like me, the conversation usually goes something like this:

Him:  Come on, it’s my birthday.

Me:  Why are you so stupid?  Leave me alone.  You’re nuts.  And what is it with men always wanting that anyway.  It’s not like a woman would ever want to imagine two men together.

Ladies and gentlemen, I stand corrected.

OK, sure, recently I joked about Orlando wanting to do it with Viggo Mortensen.  And yeah, I knew there was some random chatter about the two of them really being secret lovers.  I’m well aware of the Viggorli concept.  What I didn’t know was that there was a whole Viggorli subculture out there.  And what a time I had Googling it!

As far as I can tell, there are Viggorli girls who truly believe that the two of them are doing it.  Then there are Viggorlis who just like to write gay porn fanfic.  I imagine there’s some crossover between the two camps.  I don’t really know, but color me intrigued.

Here’s a link to one of the fanfic archives, just in case you don’t believe me.  I must say, some of this stuff is pretty hot.  And imaginitive.  I mean, some of the characters do stuff that never even occurred to me.

If there are any Viggorlis out there who would like to educate me on the finer points of “slash fiction” (that’s what they call it I guess), please feel free.




  1. Ewww… Mr. R wanted that? Really?

    As for Viggo, who wouldn’t want to?

  2. Slashy Orli is much more interesting than real Orli lately. Viggo is hot any way you write him. I like how they can take total heteros like Bean and Bana and make them into OB’s lovahs in 200 words or less. That’s a literary skill to be proud of.

  3. It would take a great deal of literary skill to make Orly’s current form attractive.

    It’s complete fantasy and needs a writer skilled in the genre. No man with dignity (or sight) would sleep with sleep with the broken down mess that Orlando now is.

  4. Dude, am I the only one who hasn’t read this stuff?

    I think Fallon should write slash fic.

  5. Hello,I’ve been reading you and your friends since a long time,you all are so brilliant and funny!
    Regarding slash fanfic,you may find a lot of amazing stories on Livejournal.You must have an account,though,many are ‘friends only’,it’s rather adult stuff…
    Another archive place is Mirrormere

    If you are really interested,I would be happy to recommend good authors.
    You may start with this one

    it’s not Vigorli,Orli with a fictional male character,but it’s a wonderful story.
    If you appreciate the type,of course,I wouldn’t corrupt you!

  6. Wanda the fanfic sites were (and still are) full of slash fic. Orly and Elijah, Orly and Dominic, Orly and Viggo. I even found some Orly and Heath.

    Some of it was pretty ordinary. But some of it was, how you say? Hot.

  7. I simply don’t know what I’ve been doing with my time, Joders.

    Hi Sonia, and welcome! Your comment went into moderation, sorry about that. I’ll definitely check out the stories you linked to when I get a minute. I must be the only one on earth who hasn’t read this stuff!

  8. Viggorli- how I love thee.

    I believe that they are together and there have been evidence of it ( I could go into detail but would take forever).

    Here is a whole website of only Viggorli fanfics:

    • Anners Scribonia Caesar
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    One of these days I fear I may actually read this stuff…

    There may be truth to this Viggorli stuff. You know how Orly ends up in Venice, CA a lot?

    Guess who lives there.

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