OK. OK. I’m sorry. I told some of my conservative friends that I’d put a bag on the politics. I just have to turn you guys on to this one article, so if you’re one of my beloved non-liberal friends feel free to avert your eyes. I won’t say anything obnoxious, I promise, but you don’t have to read if you don’t want to. (My non-American friends can play too I suppose. Or not.)
Still here? You should read this:
Be sure to check out the name generator. Thanks for the linkage, Tigereye!