Dear Peggy Hill Sarah Palin,
You wish you had as much coolness in your whole body as Ann and Nancy Wilson had in their little pinkies. (OK, I know Ann isn’t so little anymore, stop being such a sexist!)
You are not worthy of using such an excellent song as “Barracuda”. May I suggest “Muskrat Love”? I’m not sure of the Captain and Tenille’s political affiliations but…meh. They probably don’t like you either.
Not too cool:
Wait, I didn’t mean that. I meant no disrespect to Peggy Hill, I love her!