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Monthly Archives: September 2008


I’ve been a little busy the last few days. This weekend I went to hand out Obama swag at the local festival, which would have been great if there didn’t happen to be a monsoon going on. I also went to see Bill Maher at Cornell U., which was awesome. Mr. Rizzuto said that a lot of his material was familiar, but I hadn’t heard any of it so I thought he was great. Except that sometimes it makes me feel bad when he talks about how stupid religion is, because even though I’m not the most religious person in the world I’m still down with J.C. for the most part. I also don’t like when he disses kids, but whatever, I forgive him. But he said we were the most lethargic audience he had performed for in 10 years. I guess I forgive him for that too. He was right though, I was tired from the monsoon.

These are some leftover pictures. The last time I posted pictures they were the ones that I took, and they kinda suck. Mr. Rizzuto takes much better ones, so here are a few. Read More »


Dear Orlando,

So, I hear your boy Johnny Depp has signed on for the fourth installment of Pirates of the Caribbean.  Everyone keeps pointing out how you and Keira Knightly swore up and down that you were done with the series.  Hey, it doesn’t matter to me because if you want to know the truth I never could sit through the second one.  The third time around I didn’t even try.  If it makes you feel any better I can watch you get nekkid in Troy til the cows come home.  Hmmm…Troy….

What was I saying?  Oh yeah, Pirates.  Um, no offense, but are you sure you don’t want to take that job?  I hate to be the one to point this out but you haven’t exactly worked lately.  And it’s only going to get worse.  Have you seen this

I hope you don’t mind, but I have some career suggestions for you.  You know, just in case. Read More »

Daners sorta tagged me, via e-mail.  I might as well post my answers here. Read More »

Here are a few more of my favorite things….

This is my dog/bodyguard, Noggin.  Puppy wouldn’t let me take her picture, she doesn’t want to be remembered the way she is now. Read More »

This post was inspired by Daners, who was inspired by Ali-ers.  Sorry I don’t have the links to the original posts, they were done a while back and I’m lazy.

So without further ado, here’s a peek into Chez Rizzuto.  As you know, I recently moved.  For the sake of comparison, here’s my old neighborhood:

 Staten Island Read More »