I am totally devastated. I came to the library to check on my friends and blogmates and found this comment on one of my older posts:
I ask myself: WHY ON EARTH are you so much after Orlando Bloom? Why are there so many Fan-Sites discussing about him all the time? What do you all want to reach with it? Meeting him? Get his attention?
Be realistic: you will never, simply because you are FANS. He is thankful to you, because you guarantee him his Life-Style, his roles etc. He needs you in a way, of course. But – sorry to tell you this – personally he is not interested in any of you! And he will never be. Do you really think that he would fall for one of you ever? No, simply because you are A FAN.
You are all the peasantry, HE on the other hand is a “Prince”. Today it is the same as with Royals in the Middle Ages. As an A-List celebrtiy, he became something that is not reachable for us any longer. Royals stay among themselves, Celebrity stay among themselves.
He might still be a nice guy personally, but still would never hang around with folks like you are. Just look at all his friends: most of them are Celebrities themselves. Just look at his Girlfriends: Kate was an actress, Miranda is a Top-Model. Do you think that you can compete with that? It sounds hard, but Orlando is just looking for girls that are in his own league. If you are not famous yourself, you have NO chance!
Why would you want his Phone-number? What would you say to him???!!! Do you wonder, why he is not replying to your fan-mail? Simply because he never reads any of it. His fan-mail team even says that they have to bin most of the mail because there is so much and that these letter can’t be read by him.
I know he got mail at the Duke of Yorks and letters that were given to him personally remained unopened on the floor of his wardrobe. He never opened them. You can’t blame him.
Have you all thought about how you make him feel? He is a human being and by all the hype..what in the very end are you doing to him? He more and more wants his distance. The more you want to be near him, the further he will part from the “regular” world, from regular people!
Don’t wonder why he does not reply to your mail, while he has no projects. He does not want to waste his time reading Fan-mails full of “I love you”s from girls he has not even seen in his life, – when he can be with Miranda. He is with Miranda in his PRIVATE LIFE and spends his time with her or his own family. Leave him that!
And how do you know that you would really like him? Only because he has nice eyes and a cute smile? You don’t know him in person, maybe he was something complete different from what you think he is. He is no Will Turner, or no Balian etc… These are Roles only, and those characters are the ones you love, not Orlando. You don’t know who Orlando is.
And so you can’t love him. Stop saying that all the time. The word Love is a very strong word that should not be played with.
When you say it too often and careless, it can lose its meaning forever. And to Orlando it means less and less, it is only a phrase, nothing more…
And Autographs are nice to have,…but in the very end they are only cold pieces of paper. Only some material thing. A signature that could be signed by anyone, or something that he never had in his own hand, but came from some printer.
So if you want an autograph, fine. Write and ask the mail-office for one. They send them out every day. But don’t expect Orlando wanting to know any of it. Therefore he has a Fan-mail team. To deal with all the mail that he wants to be left alone with.
I…don’t know what to say. I never, ever imagined that Orlando wouldn’t care about me. I’m his fan! Don’t you think he owes me something? And I’m so sure I would love him, I mean, he’s obviously a caring and sensitive man. Didn’t anyone see Elizabethtown?
I have no purpose.
(By the way, I have something to tell anyone out there who thinks I really hope to have 36 minutes of nasty sex with Orlando, or that my husband would actually let me if I had the chance, or that I’m really sitting by the phone waiting for him to call. Ready? Everything I write on this blog is a joke. It’s a gd fucking joke. The people who comment here and give me advice on how to find him? They’re joking too. Get it?)