Orlando has too many girlfriends. Every time I turn around there’s someone else wanting in on my action.
How many of us are there now anyway? Me, Anners, Joders, Cait, Ali-ers, Lance Bass, Jaded, Vy SadieJo…those are just the ones I can think off the top of my head. Someone else turned up over the weekend while I was away getting shitfaced. Can’t I turn my back for one second? And if any of you bitches think you’re cutting into my 36 minutes you’re nuts. NO MORE GIRLFRIENDS!
And how about a little consideration for the poor guy anyway? I don’t think he can handle this kind of pressure. You know we’re practically gonna have to hold him at gunpoint just for him to get it up for any of us in the first place.