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Orlando has too many girlfriends.  Every time I turn around there’s someone else wanting in on my action.

How many of us are there now anyway?  Me, Anners, Joders, Cait, Ali-ers, Lance Bass, Jaded, Vy SadieJo…those are just the ones I can think off the top of my head.  Someone else turned up over the weekend while I was away getting shitfaced.  Can’t I turn my back for one second?  And if any of you bitches think you’re cutting into my 36 minutes you’re nuts.  NO MORE GIRLFRIENDS!

And how about a little consideration for the poor guy anyway?  I don’t think he can handle this kind of pressure.  You know we’re practically gonna have to hold him at gunpoint just for him to get it up for any of us in the first place. 

Gawd.

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17 Comments

  1. Wanda, I think that by reprogramming our Blackbarrys, we will be able to clone him. Free Orly for everyone! That is, everyone in the O.Saviours team. BTW it is a silly name.

  2. SadieJo is not a Whorelando girlfriend i.e., she doesn’t want to SHAG him. Trust.

  3. I can send you some blue pills, that will take the gun out of the equation. Four pills, $6 US.

  4. I remain completely disinterested in Orlando Bloom.

  5. That’s good to know Jacks.

    Stevo, there’s a pill for that?

  6. You can have him, honey pie. However, if Richard Gere ever becomes available, let me know. (Like I’d have a snowball’s chance in Hades, but a girl can dream….)

  7. I’m saving myself for George Clooney. I know he’s out there looking for me.

  8. hey wanda, maybe you should strip down to your underwear and run around the campground like you did this past weekend.

  9. Way to blow up my spot there Mr. R.

    Hi Ina!

    (Psst! Pan! Wanna borrow my gun or a hamster?)

  10. I just wanna know how come Stevo knows the cost of the little blue pills…

  11. Nancy! Where the crap have you been? Everyone’s coming to visit me today, yay!

  12. Can I take BOTH the gun and the hamster?

    • Daners Isadora a.k.a. Busty St. Clair
    • Posted July 8, 2008 at 3:02 pm
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    *cough cough* Well, it’s a good thing he doesn’t like women. Otherwise, you guys might have tired him out….*cough cough*

  13. Hey Wanda, does your bodice ripper saga only have 2 delicious parts? I’m trying to link this stuff for my ghetto messboard.

  14. Huh?

  15. Sorry, that was random. I’m putting up links to yours and Joders’ Orly stuff on Blogsworth. If that’s okay.

  16. Yes. You know me, I’m a link whore. I just sent you an e-mail.


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