I’m starting to think Orlando’s never going to call me. I know, it’s crazy.
The fangirls over at JJ seem to think that Orlando, or more specifically, his dingo girlfriend are trolling the internet reading all the nasty things people are saying about them. I don’t really know if that’s true. Dont’ be shocked, but some of the fangirls are kinda nutty.
Here’s the thing. I pay very careful attention to who’s visiting my blog. I can tell who was here, what time they were here and where they came from. If Orlando was out there Googling himself he would have found me by now, and I’ve never seen any visitors that look like they might be him. A few times I thought he might have peeked in but I changed my mind.
I wonder if Orlando really did look at this blog would he know it’s all a big joke? Or would he think I was seriously unhinged and get a restraining order or something? OK, it’s not all a joke. I really do think he’s hot, but I didn’t mean all the gay jokes. Not really. Even if he is gay I don’t care.
I can’t decide if the fangirls are right. Supposedly there’s evidence, but I’ve never seen it and I’m too lazy to look for it. I try not to get too involved in all the fan drama anyway, except every now and then I have to make a stupid comment. It’s funny, all the fangirls seem to have split into two factions. One side loves him no matter how un-hot he looks or who he shags. The other side hates the fact that he seems to have become a media whore and they blame the dingo. They set up a whole new message board just to talk about this stuff. Actually I think they did it because JJ was taking to long to load with all the anti-dingo comments, but they’ve been branded a hate-board because they won’t support the team.
I’m really to old for all this mess, aren’t I? I can’t help it though, it’s so fascinating. I guess when I officially choose a side it’ll be time to cut off my internet access.
Anyway, I need some new ideas to get Orly’s attention. Maybe I should ask the fangirls?