Orlando dear, what are you doing?
Am I seriously supposed to believe that you forgot to draw the curtains with all the paps outside waiting to take your picture? Is this all for my benefit? Is it because of that joke I made about you and Neil Patrick Harris? Dude, I was just kidding! Lighten up!
I’m dangerously close to being disgusted with your behavior. We can still fark and everything, but I don’t know if I’m going to be as into it as I was before. Please get a job and stop all this foolishness. Thank you.
(Who is Oui Oui Orali? Have we met?)
Poor Orlando is now featured prominently in Le Gay Blog. Please, please get a job Orly.