The Documentary Evidence
By now you’ve already read the theories that I’ve summarized in Part I. Now let’s look at the facts. A picture is, after all, worth a thousand words, is it not?
Here’s a picture that was posted on Miranda’s official MySpace page. Interestingly enough, the pictures have since been removed. Why? Who got to you Miranda? What are you afraid of?
Observe the photo below and ask yourselves this: Does that smile on Orly’s face look sincere to you? I think not. Clearly someone is holding a gun to his head. Not even an actor of his caliber could be convincing under such circumstances. Why else would he be giving the camera that finger? It’s a cry for help, folks. And just what is the deal with that dog? There are obviously sinister forces at work here.
Next, the Australia hotel photos. If theses are just two kids in love, then why do they have TWO SEPARATE HOTEL BILLS? Answer me that, skeptics!
Here’s an interesting one. I admit that I was crushed when I first saw it, after all, what could be worse than seeing him come out of her apartment first thing in the morning? But then someone suggested that I look at it again. Let’s all have a second look, shall we?
He shagged her good! Or did he? What’s wrong Miranda? Why the long face? Hmmm….
Finally, the most mind-blowing evidence of all. Not since the Zapruder film have we seen the likes of this. Here, friends, is the infamous Ducati film, a.k.a. The Bigfoot Video. (Sorry, I can’t embed it. Work with me.) While you’re watching, ask yourselves this: Exactly what is Orly doing with a parasol? We’ll examine that, and other issues in the next post.
The truth is out there.
(BTW, you really should have a look at the video. Pure comedy! Oh, and here’s another picture for you.)