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Paris Hilton is overexposed.
Forbes has issued a list of the most overexposed celebrities and Paris is at the top of the list. Apparently 70% of the public has had it with her dumb ass. Apparently a 70% “I’m sicka you” rating is unheard of.
In my estimation, 6 of the 15 “celebrities” that made the list (e.g. Paris, Kim Kardashian, Heidi Montag) are people who do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. They don’t sing, they don’t dance, they don’t juggle, nothing. And yet we’re subjected to them day in and day out. I don’t understand this. Celebrities must die.
I keep telling Mr. Rizzuto that we should have a reality show and he thinks we’re not interesting enough. I say we are, and I’m feeling pretty bad that we don’t have one. I think we’re the only ones.
In unrelated news, I forgot to mention something very important. I haven’t found Orlando yet, but I did run into Richard Belzer on my lunch break yesterday. Munch is the man, despite the fact that he had a very girly dog.