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My excellent friends Joanne and Bongo Mirror (you might know him as ABS) have a new home:

Gnu Non-News


Please be sure to visit in the days to come, as there is sure to be much hilarity.  Hopefully none of it will be at my expense.



  1. Thank you for the announcement, Wanda. At first, I thought you were announcing that you were having Orlando’s love child. Thanks for building me up to let me down.


  2. Mr. Rizzuto never agreed to that Pan, so I won’t be making that announcement any time soon. Sorry.

  3. What if you get Mr. Rizzuto drunk and he agrees to it?

  4. Well….

    I’ll get back to you on that one Corina.

  5. Yeah, what if Mr. Rizzuto gets drunk and agrees to have Orlando Bloom’s love child?

  6. I’d leave his ass. What kind of a sicko do you think I am?

  7. How much do you think I can get in child support?

  8. You mean you want to do that thing that we talked about? I thought you were gonna get a rich old lady.

  9. Bring Mr. Rizzuto into your plan has so many interesting facets. Blackmail, artsy photographs, love children … it’s a never-ending list.

  10. See, even when I’m not talking about Orlando everyone wants to talk about him.

    • Anners Scribonia Bloom Cola Gorda Antiochus III
    • Posted March 21, 2008 at 9:57 pm
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    Orlando is mine. That is all.

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