My excellent friend Pandemonic has a plan afoot to help me snag Orlando. Do you see what a great example she’s setting for the rest of you? What a great friend she is! She is so excellent and creative!
I should point out that I have no idea what her plan is, I only know that it requires good weather. I suspect my ass might end up on display at a county fair or something. We’ll see.
Anyway Pan, don’t worry about him jetting off to England. He’s a kazillioaire, he can fly his ass back if he has to.