It looks like Rudy just lost Florida. Didn’t anyone ever tell him about putting all his eggs in one basket? Whose idea was it to bet everything on one state anyway? Must be the same guy that suggested Bernard Kerick for that Homeland Security job. Yep. That guy must be feeling pretty bad right about now. Maybe he should have said 9/11 a few more times.
I think I speak for all good New Yorkers when I say this: ha ha ha ha ha! You suck Rudy. I liked Times Square the way it was.
Mr. Rizzuto says you’re a cousin-fucker. I agree with him.
Sing it with me now…na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye!