I have a couple of pictures of Orlando taped to the wall in my office. A person needs inspiration every now and then, doesn’t she? The females in the office tend to ooh and aah over him quite a bit, but the men always say the same thing: he’s gay.
Why does everyone keep saying that? He is not!
I think they’re just jealous of his excellent bone structure and fabulous hair. That’s what it is.
Come on, seriously, does the word “homoerotic” come to mind when you see a picture like this?
OK, maybe that’s not the best example.
How about this:
Oh dear. Hold on a sec.
*rummaging around through my box of pictures*
Well, if this one doesn’t convince you that he’s all man then I just give up:
(OK, why don’t you all just admit that you want to cuddle with Viggo Mortensen too?)
Anyway, if he is gay, I totally respect that. I wouldn’t try to change him, that would be insulting. But he could play it straight for a little while, couldn’t he? I’ve seen that happen in the movies. All I need is a fifth of Jack Daniels, some duct tape and someone to create a diversion. Can I get a volunteer? Anyone?