I’m comfortable with my sexuality. Comfortable enough to write a post like this. In keeping with the theme “People I’d Totally Sleep With (Because I’m Desperate For Page Views), I give you my list of perfect women. And you can keep your Britneys, Pam Andersons and Jessica Simpsons, I’m going for the whole woman.
You know you would too!
Halle Berry. But I’m blocking out the whole Billy Bob thing.
Despite what Harvey Keitel said about her in Taxi Driver….
Britney, if she was Colombian, had a brain, a life and talent.
Shakira. I dont’ think I need to say anything else about that.
And in keeping with the Latina theme….
Salma Hayek. Any woman who’s not afraid to sport a unibrow is cool with me.
I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT ALICIA KEYS!
I am so totally sorry Alicia! You’re beautiful, you’re talented, you’re just as brilliant as Jodie Foster, and I’ve been playing you to death on my IPod. Can you ever forgive me?
Funny thing, I struggled over these last two posts. There just aren’t many people I want to mess with I guess. So stay tuned for People Everyone Wants To Sleep With Except Me.