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I totally stole this post from my conjoined triplet Heathenly.

I am, of course, happily married to Mr. Rizzuto.  Alas, I just realized that since I signed up for NaBloPoMo I’m supposed to be posting every day for a month.  Phooey.  Oh well, we’ve already established that I’ll say anything for page views….

Back when I was in high school and I had a very underdeveloped gaydar, I just knew I was gonna get me some Greg Louganis action.  I suppose I don’t have to tell you how that worked out.  Later on I fell in love with Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue.  I loved him for years, but I think I’m over it now.   (Note to Mr. Sixx:  alluding to heroin use was edgy and hot.  No one told you to write a damn book about it.  That’s just wrong.)

So here’s my current list of people I’d totally sleep with.  Oh, since we’ve already established that Mr. Rizzuto has given me one shot (no pun intended) with you-know-who, I won’t bore you with any more of that.  So without further ado….

Just as long as he doesn’t show up in the gold lame suit….

Lenny Kravitz.  OK, so he’s short and he dresses funny.  Who the crap cares?

I don’t know who you are so I won’t feel guilty about “losing” your number later.

Daniel Wu.  Yeah.  I don’t know who he is either, but my new BFF Anners is gonna find out.

Hillary Schmillary

Bill Clinton.  I’d have to do him twice, once for Mr. Rizzuto and once for myself.

Um, I think that’s it.  But don’t despair, I’ll be milking this theme for all it’s worth in the next few days.

Tomorrow:  People I Would Totally Sleep With If I Were A Lesbian

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11 Comments

  1. This is a lovely topic. But, I’m more curious about what goats you’d sleep with.

  2. Hah! Good on you for going there. Daniel’s pretty hot for an Asian guy (Asian girl married to Caucasian guy here).
    Looking forward to tomorrow’s topic.

    • the little fluffy cat
    • Posted November 7, 2007 at 9:54 pm
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    I think I see a pattern here. You lust after guys with weird names.

  3. Lenny Kravitz!?

  4. “Oh well, we’ve already established that I’ll say anything for page views….”

    If it wasn’t established before, it IS now!

    Interesting list. I await the follow ups.

  5. What’s wrong with Lenny Kravitz?

    BGG, I’ve never met a goat I didn’t like. Not that there are many goats in my neighborhood, but you know.

  6. I forgot about Daniel Wu. I’ll get right ON that… literally. Just Kidding.

    P.S. I’m tired of sharing the menfolk with you!

  7. Who is Daniel Wu?

  8. *sigh*

    Click on the link Pan. Gawd.

  9. Given the “one shot” rule I thought your list would be a tad longer.

    Good choice with Nikki and Bill. I like Lenny until he tries to get deep.

  10. Wu… woo hoo…


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