I’m starting to think Orlando’s never going to call me. I know, it’s crazy.
The fangirls over at JJ seem to think that Orlando, or more specifically, his dingo girlfriend are trolling the internet reading all the nasty things people are saying about them. I don’t really know if that’s true. Dont’ be shocked, but some of the fangirls are kinda nutty. Read More »
An Interesting Twist
I have some more indelicate questions about Orlando’s oui oui. Read More »
The Documentary Evidence
By now you’ve already read the theories that I’ve summarized in Part I. Now let’s look at the facts. A picture is, after all, worth a thousand words, is it not?
Here’s a picture that was posted on Miranda’s official MySpace page. Interestingly enough, the pictures have since been removed. Why? Who got to you Miranda? What are you afraid of? Read More »
Rampant Speculation
Loyal readers, as you know the Orlando Bloomies and I have been heartsick over the last few months since our boyfriend has been having unnatural relations with a dingo. However, word on the street is that the whole relationship is a clever ruse. Or is it? Why would an A-list Hollywood actor perpetrate such a fraud on his unsuspecting fans, especially with such horrid results? Read More »
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