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		<title>Where The Wild Things Are</title>
		<link>http://deadpan.wordpress.com/2009/03/25/where-the-wild-things-are/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never thought I&#8217;d say this, but this movie looks hot.  It really looks like the book!
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		<title>Phooey</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:42:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(It just goes to show where my brain has been, I posted this a few days ago and forgot to click &#8220;publish&#8221;.  I was wondering why no one loved me anymore.    )
OK, I know I&#8217;ve been absent lately.  I&#8217;ve come back to register my extreme disgust with Todd Rundgren.  Please explain to me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deadpan.wordpress.com&blog=1908595&post=308&subd=deadpan&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Thing Under The Stairs</title>
		<link>http://deadpan.wordpress.com/2009/02/16/the-thing-under-the-stairs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wanda Rizzuto</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greetings and salutations!
OmbudsBen asked me to post some stuff about the wildlife around here.  (I haven&#8217;t really even met OmbudsBen.  What&#8217;s up my dude?)  Since I&#8217;ve been too lazy to post lately, and since I&#8217;ve had a floating intention to post about my wildlife adventures, I&#8217;ll indulge you all.  In fact, there will be two [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deadpan.wordpress.com&blog=1908595&post=305&subd=deadpan&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Inauguration Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wanda Rizzuto</dc:creator>
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I would like to thank the following people for making this day possible:
Emmett Till
Medgar Evers
James Chaney
Addie Mae Collins
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Denise McNair
And all the thousands of nameless, faceless others who suffered and died so I could have a nice cushy life and grow up to vote for Barack Obama.  I could never repay you in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deadpan.wordpress.com&blog=1908595&post=303&subd=deadpan&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Dumbing Down of Wanda</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wanda Rizzuto</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi.
I know, I said I was going to visit all of your blogs more often and I&#8217;ve totally slacked.  Already.
I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s come over me.  I have no enthusiasm for stimulating my intellect.  In fact, I just made myself a bowl of raman noodles, turned off Keith Olbermann and started watching American Idol.
Remind me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deadpan.wordpress.com&blog=1908595&post=298&subd=deadpan&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>People Are Assholes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:47:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wanda Rizzuto</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel terrible about John Travolta&#8217;s kid dying.  Apparently not everyone feels the same way.  Overheard on TMZ:
&#8220;Travolta&#8217;s attornies&#8221; said all this&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;it gets stranger and deeper by the minute!
Travoltas career and name is done&#8230;I dont know what well wishers across the World the attorney is speaking of, all stories are pointing to a cover up, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deadpan.wordpress.com&blog=1908595&post=295&subd=deadpan&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Free Starz Weekend!</title>
		<link>http://deadpan.wordpress.com/2009/01/04/free-starz-weekend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wanda Rizzuto</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So this weekend we got Starz for free.  Our cable provider does that from time to time to try to coerce us into subscribing to the pay channels.  We&#8217;ve fallen for it in the past but now we know that they only show the good stuff during the free weekend.  This time we got hip [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deadpan.wordpress.com&blog=1908595&post=292&subd=deadpan&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Valkyrie and Other Tales</title>
		<link>http://deadpan.wordpress.com/2008/12/28/the-valkyrie-and-other-tales/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 01:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wanda Rizzuto</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Howdy.
I&#8217;ve been busy of late, as has everyone I guess.  The holidays were great this year, but too much of a good thing, you know?  My parents are STILL HERE.  I appreciate the free babysitting but&#8230;you know.
You&#8217;ll all be happy to know that I&#8217;ve made it my New Year&#8217;s resolution to vistit all of your [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deadpan.wordpress.com&blog=1908595&post=289&subd=deadpan&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Protected: A Rizzuto Family Holiday</title>
		<link>http://deadpan.wordpress.com/2008/12/18/a-rizzuto-family-holiday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:18:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wanda Rizzuto</dc:creator>
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		<title>Yet Another Dispatch From The Wilderness (For Quill)</title>
		<link>http://deadpan.wordpress.com/2008/12/16/yet-another-dispatch-from-the-wilderness-for-quill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wanda Rizzuto</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quill wanted to hear some &#8220;fish out of water&#8221; stories.  You know, since I moved from the big city to the frozen north and all.  But I wonder if he read this?  Or this?
So, what can I say?  Would you like to hear about the deer I almost hit?  On a winding mountain road?  Stupid deer.  He [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deadpan.wordpress.com&blog=1908595&post=270&subd=deadpan&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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